Just shoot me NOW

I'm on the phone with this guy I've been chatting with for the past few months and we still haven't met. I dont think he's my type but he likes me. He lives in Manhattan and is self employed. Sounds like a catch right? But he is incredibly boring on the phone. I'm on the phone with him right now. OMG! He sucks. I just cant wait to meet him. I want to give him a chance. If he's good looking and there's chemistry, no problem. If not then he has a problem.

Phone Sex

I just had phone sex and it was fun. The guy sounded sexy. I have been chatting w/ him for a while. I'm going to be meeting him soon. He thinks we're going to fuck but I told him I don't give this good pussy to just anybody. He understands. I hope I stand strong when we meet. I'm weak. ;-)

This was too funny to me

I was browsing through ads on Craigslist and I saw this pic this guy had on his ad. From the title he couldn't understand what was wrong with women and he had this pic...






LMAO! This lady waited a long ass time. There's no perfect guy. Just fuck a decent one.

All I what I want for XXXmas is...

ORAL SEX. I want to give and recieve. That's all I want Santa. Thanks

Turning into a Monster

I can see myself transforming into someone unlikeable. I am horny as FUCK and I need to get laid. Online dating is hard because I chat with a lot of chumps who just want to fuck or are too nervous to meet me. I'm getting tired of this. I see myself just becoming easily annoyed and "tight".  I'm at a point where I just want to give up and just invest in some strong vibrators and call it a day.

Tough Day at Work

I am so horny it's driving me insane. I was at work today and as usual the police are nearby and I just couldn't help drooling over them. Many years ago I promised myself to never date a police officer because they are the biggest flirts and whores. Well, that promise has been thrown out the window. In my current "state" I will fuck an officer real quick. Some of the ones I've seen are really sexy.
But they don't really notice me. At work I wear a loose fitting uniform and it's not flattering. So obviously some men can't see my body. But it's ok. If they really wanted to know what's under my uniform they can ask me. ;-)

WTF?!

I went on my "date" last nite and it was "ok". I met my "sext" buddy at this local bar and first of all no one my age was there. There were a few "old heads" in there. But it's ok. Also, the ambience was dry and boring to say the least. I dont know if it was because I went out on a Wednesday night but I've seen more action at a bris.
Anyway, this guy looked barely like his picture. His pic turned me on but him, in person, was so-so. I dont know how that happened but his photographer was a magician. The guy was somewhat cute nonetheless. He was a little nervous, even though he said he wasn't. I knew he didn't expect me to look so good but I did. Anyways, after he bought me a couple of drinks I guess he expected "more" from our date. Basically as soon as our "date" was over we both drove off and he "sext" me like a couple of minutes later wanting to eat me out, fuck me etc. And why should I because you bought me a couple of drinks? LMFAO!!!  Sorry buddy you need to crawl your ass back into the hole you came from because what kind of girl do you think I am? This guy must be out of his freaking mind. How can you even ask me to do anything sexual with you and your own picture looked better than you. It was more to it than just his pic looking better than he did but I am trying to be nice.
All I can say is I am still looking for a worthy candidate. I hate this online dating crap but it's something to do. Yeah I can go out and meet men face to face but I really don't have the time. Poor me. :-(

I love "sexting".

I've been "sexting" with this man I'm somewhat interested in. I met him online and I'm waiting for the right time to meet him. So far the "sexts" have been good.  My mind has been running wild lately. I've been having a lot of sexual thoughts and I can't get the release I need. My vibrator is DEAD. I'm planning on buying one soon but in the meantime I hope this guy and I meet and get it on. If he's "fuck-worthy" then he better be prepared. It's been awhile since I got laid and I have no mercy on my victims. ;-)

Busy bee

Ok, so I've been really busy but good busy. This week I have a "date" so I cant wait. He seems like a catch (from his picture) so will tell you how it goes. I cant wait to get things started.

Things are looking good...so far

I think I have a date for tomorrow. Yay! I hope this sucker keeps his plans with me. I need to get the meeting, and the talking and the fucking started. No, I won't fuck him tomorrow. But the sooner we meet and we click, the better for both of us.